06 January 2006
Overdue
This is long overdue. If you are clueless, please refer here and here.
There are 4 easy ways (in no particular order) that you can take to make your men succumbed to your feet, beg for forgiveness and wish they never hurt you. Ha ha ha ha, okay not funny.
Compliment
This is by far the easiest way to have him under your control. Guys have bigger ego than their brain and it’s a fact. You can use this to your advantage. Compliment how good he looks even when he looks like shit. Compliment how intelligent he is even if your 7 years old brother is much smarter than he is. Compliment how good he smells even if god knows, ‘longkang’ smells much better. Here is one example how you can apply this technique to ask him to take you out
You: Wow! Bijak betul you ni. I couldn’t believe you finished it (sudoku, puzzles, crosswords) in less than 5 hours!
Him: Hey see the leg la!
You: I know you a smarty pants. That’s why I love you. Ni kena belanja makan ni.
Him: Ha ha ha yes yes I know I am. Okay sure, no hal punya. So, where you want to go? Dinner’s on me.
So ladies use your creativity and if you do it right, you can get away with almost anything.
Guilt
This is the feeling that every men dread of. Men always think they are always right and you are always wrong. He hated it when he knows you was right and he was wrong. The next time he refuses to listen to your direction and both of you ended up lost, write it down in a book, paper or anything. The date, the time, the location and have both of you signed on it. He was late for your date, wrote it down. He forgot your birthday, wrote it down. He lied to you saying he was sick so that he doesn’t have to go out with you when in fact he was watching football with his friends, wrote it down. Every single mistake he make, wrote it down. So the next time he refuses to do it your way, take out those books (plural intentionally) and use it against him.
You: Oh bile I minta Prada shoes for my birthday you cakap membazir. Remember on the 16th of July 2003 at 3.11 PM in KLCC when you bought that RM600 Armani Exchange vest that you never used? Itu tak membazir ke?
Or
You: Oh bile I minta tolong you hantarkan I, macam-macam la alasan. Jauh la, jammed la. Tapi bile Sarah minta tolong you hantarkan dia on the 9th of Febuary 2004 at 9.07 PM to Seremban pun you sanggup ye.
You get the drift.
There are still 2 other technique which are by far, more powerful than this 2 which I will write in my next entry. Till then, start flexing those muscle and start whipping. Whhiipppiisshh!! Ouch!
There are 4 easy ways (in no particular order) that you can take to make your men succumbed to your feet, beg for forgiveness and wish they never hurt you. Ha ha ha ha, okay not funny.
Compliment
This is by far the easiest way to have him under your control. Guys have bigger ego than their brain and it’s a fact. You can use this to your advantage. Compliment how good he looks even when he looks like shit. Compliment how intelligent he is even if your 7 years old brother is much smarter than he is. Compliment how good he smells even if god knows, ‘longkang’ smells much better. Here is one example how you can apply this technique to ask him to take you out
You: Wow! Bijak betul you ni. I couldn’t believe you finished it (sudoku, puzzles, crosswords) in less than 5 hours!
Him: Hey see the leg la!
You: I know you a smarty pants. That’s why I love you. Ni kena belanja makan ni.
Him: Ha ha ha yes yes I know I am. Okay sure, no hal punya. So, where you want to go? Dinner’s on me.
So ladies use your creativity and if you do it right, you can get away with almost anything.
Guilt
This is the feeling that every men dread of. Men always think they are always right and you are always wrong. He hated it when he knows you was right and he was wrong. The next time he refuses to listen to your direction and both of you ended up lost, write it down in a book, paper or anything. The date, the time, the location and have both of you signed on it. He was late for your date, wrote it down. He forgot your birthday, wrote it down. He lied to you saying he was sick so that he doesn’t have to go out with you when in fact he was watching football with his friends, wrote it down. Every single mistake he make, wrote it down. So the next time he refuses to do it your way, take out those books (plural intentionally) and use it against him.
You: Oh bile I minta Prada shoes for my birthday you cakap membazir. Remember on the 16th of July 2003 at 3.11 PM in KLCC when you bought that RM600 Armani Exchange vest that you never used? Itu tak membazir ke?
Or
You: Oh bile I minta tolong you hantarkan I, macam-macam la alasan. Jauh la, jammed la. Tapi bile Sarah minta tolong you hantarkan dia on the 9th of Febuary 2004 at 9.07 PM to Seremban pun you sanggup ye.
You get the drift.
There are still 2 other technique which are by far, more powerful than this 2 which I will write in my next entry. Till then, start flexing those muscle and start whipping. Whhiipppiisshh!! Ouch!
Comments:
<< Home
funny reading bout guys on a bloke's blog. ha ha. shouldnt you be writing bout your observation of the female species Muz? or have you crossed over to the dark side??
lalalalala.
lalalalala.
hoi!
penat la tinggal comment kat sini.
dah la tak updet,
i punya link pun dah tadak.
apahal lu mattttt?
penat la tinggal comment kat sini.
dah la tak updet,
i punya link pun dah tadak.
apahal lu mattttt?
orang dah bz kerja lor cik puan muda stress!!! i pun tunggu2 jugak si muz ni update his blog...dah naik berjanggut dah ha!! :-)
hey muz.. update2 la!!!
hey muz.. update2 la!!!
# posted by 
: Wednesday, January 18, 2006 8:47:00 AM
: Wednesday, January 18, 2006 8:47:00 AM
hi friends! sorry la a bit busy la this past week will update as soon as i finish my errands ok
and CPMS, sorry la, I change the layout forget about the link. Will update that too nanti ye. The truth is, i still trying to figure out how to make the link pop up instead of loading in the same page hehehe okay okay gua admit buta IT *sob*sob*sob*
and CPMS, sorry la, I change the layout forget about the link. Will update that too nanti ye. The truth is, i still trying to figure out how to make the link pop up instead of loading in the same page hehehe okay okay gua admit buta IT *sob*sob*sob*
hey..i agree with the first one...
it applies even if the situation is vice versa...men to women....but it's best if the compliments are not solely to soften ego...but with love ...chewahh..
the second..well it might work...or it might just lead to quarrels...cross fingers....
it applies even if the situation is vice versa...men to women....but it's best if the compliments are not solely to soften ego...but with love ...chewahh..
the second..well it might work...or it might just lead to quarrels...cross fingers....
muz..ko dah start intel ke belum? kawan aku dah start dah kat intel kulim as design board engineer. Gaji? aku lupe nak tanye la... ape2hal pun gud luck! ohhww..aku lupa nak bgtau ko.. birthday aku aritu aku dpt jam CK. best giler! ahahahhaa
# posted by : Wednesday, January 18, 2006 8:04:00 PM
: Wednesday, January 18, 2006 8:04:00 PM
alaa.. muz pun tadak gf, tak laku, lagi nak bg nasihat kat orang. cit podah cit cit.
p/s: wah.. cemerlang ye awak.. dah ada 11 komen? nak celen ek?
p/s: wah.. cemerlang ye awak.. dah ada 11 komen? nak celen ek?
tho i dont usually reply to every single comment made here, I make CPMS an exception.
WOI! tadak gf tu betui, tapi tak laku tu tipu! dulu u jugak yang tergila-gila kan i..... rempit betul la dia nih
WOI! tadak gf tu betui, tapi tak laku tu tipu! dulu u jugak yang tergila-gila kan i..... rempit betul la dia nih
hahahahaha
tergila2kan yew?
for once and for all, i clarify kat sini... i tak pernah tergila2kan yew. radar you tu kasi tune skets ek.
tergila2kan yew?
for once and for all, i clarify kat sini... i tak pernah tergila2kan yew. radar you tu kasi tune skets ek.
me 2..agree wif iris..
the 2nd one will trigger fight.
itu dah dianggap membebel bagi kaum lelaki.tak gitu?
the 2nd one will trigger fight.
itu dah dianggap membebel bagi kaum lelaki.tak gitu?
oit muz....
busy gila kerja...
no time to update anymore huh....
or penang has just sucked up you lively energy?
:)
busy gila kerja...
no time to update anymore huh....
or penang has just sucked up you lively energy?
:)
heehee sorry people, been busy and all but I will update it sometimes next week when I have my internet connection at home. Until then, do surf http://cik-puan-muda-stress.blogspot.com ,..... or not.
hahaha.....cik puan..
relax...he just promoted your blog...
you'll get an increase of page hits by tommorow!...
syabas!
Post a Comment
relax...he just promoted your blog...
you'll get an increase of page hits by tommorow!...
syabas!
<< Home
