14 August 2006

stoopid

Have you ever felt so stupid that you just want to wack your head to the walls? Have you confess to someone only to be rejected without hesitation and felt so stupid? Have you ever envy your best friend everytime he/she pass the exams with flying colors that just make you feel stupid? Have you ever wish you just die because you are just plain stupid ? Well don't kill yourself just yet cause apparently, there is still hope for you.


“Anti-Stupidity” Pill Has Been Developed
By: Alexandra Lupu, Health News Editor

Believe it or not, the first pill that could cure stupidity was recently developed, German newspaper states.

It's not just for fun, it is for real and scientifically based and tested! German newspaper Bild reports that a new “anti-stupid” pill has been developed. Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin created the “magic” pill and tested it on mice. It proved to be working on little animals'
brain nerve cells by regulating and enhancing short-term memory and also improving attentiveness.

The pill was tested on lab mice and also on drosophila flies. The “anti-stupidity” pill had a beneficial effect on subjects' brain because it counteracted hyperactivity in specific neurons. By thwarting hyperactivity of some brain cells, the pill was really efficient on “upgrading” short-term memory and also focusing and concentration.

Hans-Hilger Ropers could be seen as the first “inventor” of a pill that could cure stupidity, as the German newspaper called Bild dubs the pill as “the world's first anti-stupidity pill.”

Whether this “wonder” drug is going to treat and chase away all types of stupidity and dumb ideas is still under question. Labeling the medicine as a supposed “anti-stupidity ” pill could be a bit exaggerated and distorted from reality. However, by improving the activity of memory cells and also the concentration skills, the pill could really have “magic powers” against degenerative neurological diseases that gradually damage humans' cognitive function.

“With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory,” stated scientist Hans-Hilger Ropers for the German newspaper. Further studies are needed, however, in order to establish if the pill is as effective on human neurons as it was on the nerve cells in the brain of mice and drosophila flies.

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Hahahaha now who needs to study be smart eh? Hey Amalina! Now I can play play also better than you, you cannot go around berlagak-berlagak anymore. x-p
Comments:
"anti-stupidity" pills? are these for real? sounds pretty cool to me! y didn't they invent these pills earlier.... y oh y?
 
so Muz,
any difference yet?
 
boleh tak kita bagi post ni kat "the-girl-who-will-sound/look-stupid in bahasa melayu"?? :p
 
zaza: oit is that u zaza zul? huhuhu welkam to my humble blog, nanti i bagi u those dvd okeh hahaha

CPMS: I dont know, the instruction says not applicable for smart people, i guess sebab tu takde effect, maybe u can prove the pills actually work? boleh laaa.

sometimeshere: are we talking about "the-actress-who-will-sound/look-stupid in bahasa melayu"?? who family speaks malay fluently except for her? (her hotfm dj sister n mother as an example) naahhh i dont think so this pill will work. some people are just plain stoopid. ngeh ngeh ngeh
 
didn't we have this a while back? the likes of habbatussauda n genius pill developed by some local professor? if it functions in a similar way, then obviously we beat the germans' technology by far. but it's not like it works for ost of us haha.
 
lil miss: isit examo and the likes tu ke? yes i remember that! my mom use to force me to take it when i was a child hahaha and yes, it definitely doesnt work on me =(
 
yes.. zaza zul i am. =p
will be waitin'..... hehe...
 
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