29 August 2006

Five signs

Here are the five signs that shows you are addicted to nicotine (in particular order):-

5. You took the trouble to hold your needs to go to the toilet and drive to the nearest convinient store when you realise you've ran out of cigarette. Whats the fun of going to the toilet if you can't smoke ?

4. When you went out for a drink with your friends at Starbuck or Coffee Bean or anywhere lah, you always choose to sit outside in the open air even if you know it is more comfortable with the aircond inside.

3. Whenever you heard someone died because of lung cancer all you can say is " Oh, dah memang ajal dia. Even if he/she doesn't smoke he/she gonna die anyway " or in simpler word, denial.

2. Whenever someone come to you and tell you that you actually burning your money, you go beserk and came up with excuses like " Oi! kau tahu tak jalan nak pergi rumah kau tu takkan ada kalau aku tak merokok" or " I'm doing the country a favour okay, I am actually generating the income for the government, that thounsands of people who work at the tobacco company, bla bla bla".

1. The most significant signs to show that you are addicted to nicotine is when you know the government gonna increase the price of tobacco in the next (coming) budget and you furiously vow to yourself " Aku tak kira, I'm still gonna keep on smoking as a protest to the government! Go on, increase the price! You think by hiking the price you can stop me smoking? Screw you! You never gonna stop me from smoking nyeh nyeh nyeh!"


So kawan-kawan, lets make sure the RM20mil spent by the government on the 'Tak nak' campaign worth it. Mari kita ramai-ramai katakan TAK NAK........

'KAMI TAK NAK BERHENTI MEROKOK'
Comments:
#5 tick.
#4 tick.

#3 (erk!)
#2 (buat x tau aje)
#1 (xpe.duit OT=duit rokok)

signed,
nikoTiena
 
tak salah merokok asalkan tak guna duit org lain!

jgn berenti merokok.. tak rock la!

hehe
 
oi gila!
 
nikoTiena: 2 out of 5 ? or 3 out of 5 tu?

angel eyes: yes i rock. i tak quit smoking. haha

cpms: lu la gile, CPMS gile! CPMS gile! lalalala
 
bagus.

ini yg kita nak :P

hahha nangis la mereka2 yg cuba utk memberhentikan kamu semua merokok :P

tapi, lepas ni akan ada kempen tak nak yg baru/

tak nak merempit.
 
bagu, bagus..

1 smangat yg bagus.. berkobar2..

keep it up.
 
jangan buang masa berkempen kepada mereka yang sudah merokok ... go laa educate the young ones on the danger of smoking + makan nasi kandar tiap2 hari.

sekian, terima kasih.
 
tak baik tau merokok..

eh silaps,x baik tau light rokok pastu isap 2,3 pam pastu buang b4 masok kete.
(saw u did it!):p

p/s blanje line clear dis friday hokay?:p
 
kihkihkih your blog rocks la
 
chocolatecake: oi! jangan cakap your mom I yang ajar pulak okeh? heehee

betik: Taknak rempit ke? alaa igt lepas ni kempen taknak belajar ke, taknak kerja ke =(

pinky: heehee tengkiu sebab bagi sokongan moral

chocolatecake: ye, muz tak kisahhh huahuhaha

wegra: manade i suruh diorang berhenti. i suruh diorang jangan berhenti ada laa

tina: hoh! cubaan meng'pow' dikesan

chi: blog i je ke rock? i tak rock ke? =(
 
eh yeke? sorry ah ... tak baca post, terus comment.
 
laaa your blog tu means you lar :) hihi
 
oi apdet la woiiii
 
apdet la cepat.. dah penat emrokok ni.. hehe
 
oits! kat sini lagi ke ... tak de ke citer menarik????

NEXT PLEASE
 
weyh! muzzalmah! terpengsan ke? bangun! apdet ni haa!! tido jer keje! :D
 
Post a Comment



<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?