12 April 2006
Johan yang jahat
Last weekend I did managed to drag my ass back to KL. Well nothing much that I miss out except it was so good to be able to breathe the poluted air of Puduraya. It makes me so proud to be KLite all over again, but I don't intend to write about that.
I was planning to spend the 4 days to meet and catch up with my friends, but then I realised something, that I have too much friends to meet and 4 days is just not enough. Don't worry, wa tak lupa janji manis wa sebelum wa blah penang and I don't intend to write about this either.
What I really intend to write is, about my mom. You see, though we are on good terms, she always felt that I was a spoilt brat. I get what I want, when I want it, where I want it. She always felt that I need some lesson in life to realise things. So when I was younger, she would always force me to go to some motivational camp. Come on la maaa, tak rock la kalau my friends tahu I went to motivational camp kan. But anyway there was one time when I had to followed her instruction bile die umpan aku dgn skateboard yg aku idam2 kan . Not bad gak my mom punya negotiation skills.
Anyway I can't remember the exact date and the instructor, it was sometimes in 1996 if I'm not mistaken. Though the camp was nothing extraordinary, there is one story told by the instructor that I want to share with the rest of you which I can never forget up until now. Tho I like to credit him, too bad that I forgot his name. So Mr. Anonymous, thanks for your story, in a way you made me a better man. (Diolah semula so the names, place n all kira cincai aaa ye)
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Some times ago, there was a gorgeous girl goes by the name Fasha. Fasha is considered the most beautiful women in her kampung, Kg Kelai. Fasha also had a very good looking boyfriend by the name Joe. Joe is staying in the nearby kampung, Kg Lilik. Kg Kelai and Kg Lilik were separated by a big and deep river inhabited by the crocs. The only way to cross the river is by boat, and the only person in Kg Kelai that have a boat is Johan. Johan is very famous in Kg Kelai, but not in the good way. Johan is known as kaki perempuan, kaki mengendap, mengacau anak dara org dan semua yang jahat2 belaka, thus known as Johan yang jahat. Johan have always had a crush on Fasha but with his 'half-done' face, he was no match for the sleek Joe. Couple of times Johan had tried to do something bad to Fasha, but luckly she managed to get herself out of trouble and left Johan frustrated again and again.
One day, on the 14th of Febuary, Fasha decided to go to Kg LiLik to celebrate the valentines day with her boyfriend, Joe. Fasha already had her sexy kebaya nyonya with her tight batik on. The only problem is, she have to ask Johan to sent her with his boat. Knowing Johan adalah seorang yang jahat, Fasha went to meet an elder of her kampung, Pak Lah. Fasha told Pak Lah every concern she had, that she wanted to cross the river, that Johan tried to do bad things before, etc. But Pak Lah is not concern, Pak Lah said he dont want to get involve in something that is none of his business. So without option, Fasha went and met Johan and asked for his help. So half way across the river, Johan stop his boat. With Fasha on her sexy kebaya and 1/2 inch makeup, Johan just couldnt handle it. He gave her two choice, either have sex with him or get thrown into the river full of crocs. Left without option, Fasha finally gave in and have sex with him.
Upon reaching the other side, Fasha ran as quickly as she can and find Joe. She told Joe everything that happens. Joe was angry and frustrated. He also felt ashamed that he decided to call the relationship off. Fasha was so sad that she cried for hours. There was this 1 guy name Kamal. Kamal heard about what happen to Fasha and he felt sorry for what happens to her. Kamal then went to find Johan. He beats the hell out of Johan until Johan is paralyze separuh badan.
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So people, what do you guys think? Who is right and who is wrong? who should be blame and who should not? what could have been and couldnt? Lets have a constructive discussions. Perhaps later I will share with you people pandangan instructor tu pulak. Till then, c u guys di Pesta Malam Indonesia yo!
I was planning to spend the 4 days to meet and catch up with my friends, but then I realised something, that I have too much friends to meet and 4 days is just not enough. Don't worry, wa tak lupa janji manis wa sebelum wa blah penang and I don't intend to write about this either.
What I really intend to write is, about my mom. You see, though we are on good terms, she always felt that I was a spoilt brat. I get what I want, when I want it, where I want it. She always felt that I need some lesson in life to realise things. So when I was younger, she would always force me to go to some motivational camp. Come on la maaa, tak rock la kalau my friends tahu I went to motivational camp kan. But anyway there was one time when I had to followed her instruction bile die umpan aku dgn skateboard yg aku idam2 kan . Not bad gak my mom punya negotiation skills.
Anyway I can't remember the exact date and the instructor, it was sometimes in 1996 if I'm not mistaken. Though the camp was nothing extraordinary, there is one story told by the instructor that I want to share with the rest of you which I can never forget up until now. Tho I like to credit him, too bad that I forgot his name. So Mr. Anonymous, thanks for your story, in a way you made me a better man. (Diolah semula so the names, place n all kira cincai aaa ye)
............................................................................
Some times ago, there was a gorgeous girl goes by the name Fasha. Fasha is considered the most beautiful women in her kampung, Kg Kelai. Fasha also had a very good looking boyfriend by the name Joe. Joe is staying in the nearby kampung, Kg Lilik. Kg Kelai and Kg Lilik were separated by a big and deep river inhabited by the crocs. The only way to cross the river is by boat, and the only person in Kg Kelai that have a boat is Johan. Johan is very famous in Kg Kelai, but not in the good way. Johan is known as kaki perempuan, kaki mengendap, mengacau anak dara org dan semua yang jahat2 belaka, thus known as Johan yang jahat. Johan have always had a crush on Fasha but with his 'half-done' face, he was no match for the sleek Joe. Couple of times Johan had tried to do something bad to Fasha, but luckly she managed to get herself out of trouble and left Johan frustrated again and again.
One day, on the 14th of Febuary, Fasha decided to go to Kg LiLik to celebrate the valentines day with her boyfriend, Joe. Fasha already had her sexy kebaya nyonya with her tight batik on. The only problem is, she have to ask Johan to sent her with his boat. Knowing Johan adalah seorang yang jahat, Fasha went to meet an elder of her kampung, Pak Lah. Fasha told Pak Lah every concern she had, that she wanted to cross the river, that Johan tried to do bad things before, etc. But Pak Lah is not concern, Pak Lah said he dont want to get involve in something that is none of his business. So without option, Fasha went and met Johan and asked for his help. So half way across the river, Johan stop his boat. With Fasha on her sexy kebaya and 1/2 inch makeup, Johan just couldnt handle it. He gave her two choice, either have sex with him or get thrown into the river full of crocs. Left without option, Fasha finally gave in and have sex with him.
Upon reaching the other side, Fasha ran as quickly as she can and find Joe. She told Joe everything that happens. Joe was angry and frustrated. He also felt ashamed that he decided to call the relationship off. Fasha was so sad that she cried for hours. There was this 1 guy name Kamal. Kamal heard about what happen to Fasha and he felt sorry for what happens to her. Kamal then went to find Johan. He beats the hell out of Johan until Johan is paralyze separuh badan.
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So people, what do you guys think? Who is right and who is wrong? who should be blame and who should not? what could have been and couldnt? Lets have a constructive discussions. Perhaps later I will share with you people pandangan instructor tu pulak. Till then, c u guys di Pesta Malam Indonesia yo!
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first) i'm the first to comment so i win the tiket to the concert.
second) you promised me the tiket so i want the tiket to the konsert.
third) you said kam bek want to belanja me minum but u didnt so u have to give me tiket.
forth) i'm the first to discuss you so-called motivational drama hapa ke lancau, so i deserve a tiket to the konsert. and here goes....
1) johan dah kena belasah, so padan muka dia. kalau i jadi kamal, i campak dia kat dalam sungai or paksa dia doggy style ngan ayam serama depan orang kampung.
2) joe pun patut dibelasah atau dicampak dalam sungai sebab meng-dump fasha sedangkan fasha menggadai body nak gi jumpa dia.
3) fasha patut kena lempang sampai teleng oleh makbapak dia sebab apsal lak dia yang miang nak kena cross river naik boat johan yang gatal? kenapa bukan joe yang cross the river untuk jumpa fasha? sungguh tak gentleman joe itu. and kelihatan seperti fasha adalah seorang perempuan yang terhegeh2kan joe sedangkan dia tau kalau nak pegi jumpa joe mesti kena naik boat johan yang jahat.
4) fasha salah lagi sebab celebrate valentine's day. kecuali kalau fullname dia fasha a/p maniappan.
apa2pun, i rasa fasha jugak yang salah sebab i tak ske orang nama fasha.eh silap, fasha salah sebab dia dah tau consequences yang dia kena amik, and yet dia pegi jugak. aint no makna cinta sejati if thats the moral of the story.
sekian yo.
second) you promised me the tiket so i want the tiket to the konsert.
third) you said kam bek want to belanja me minum but u didnt so u have to give me tiket.
forth) i'm the first to discuss you so-called motivational drama hapa ke lancau, so i deserve a tiket to the konsert. and here goes....
1) johan dah kena belasah, so padan muka dia. kalau i jadi kamal, i campak dia kat dalam sungai or paksa dia doggy style ngan ayam serama depan orang kampung.
2) joe pun patut dibelasah atau dicampak dalam sungai sebab meng-dump fasha sedangkan fasha menggadai body nak gi jumpa dia.
3) fasha patut kena lempang sampai teleng oleh makbapak dia sebab apsal lak dia yang miang nak kena cross river naik boat johan yang gatal? kenapa bukan joe yang cross the river untuk jumpa fasha? sungguh tak gentleman joe itu. and kelihatan seperti fasha adalah seorang perempuan yang terhegeh2kan joe sedangkan dia tau kalau nak pegi jumpa joe mesti kena naik boat johan yang jahat.
4) fasha salah lagi sebab celebrate valentine's day. kecuali kalau fullname dia fasha a/p maniappan.
apa2pun, i rasa fasha jugak yang salah sebab i tak ske orang nama fasha.eh silap, fasha salah sebab dia dah tau consequences yang dia kena amik, and yet dia pegi jugak. aint no makna cinta sejati if thats the moral of the story.
sekian yo.
for me i would rather be eaten by crocs than have sex with that pervert. at least i'll die with my honour and dignity still intact. mati dimakan buaya betul lagi baik dari mati dimakan buaya darat. anyway, there was still a probability that the crocs wont attach her albeit a very little chance. yg the other alternative tu memang no chance of survival. kalau tak pun the girl patut campak the guy to the river and row herself to safety.
# posted by 
: Thursday, April 13, 2006 12:36:00 PM
: Thursday, April 13, 2006 12:36:00 PM
aku penah gi kursus kepimpinan sewaktu berusia 16 thn. aku kene gak camni cuma citer je lelain. soalan instructor hampir sama. tapi aku nak jugak la tau jwpan instructor kau. adakah mereka menggnakan kaedah yg sama.
# posted by : Thursday, April 13, 2006 3:38:00 PM
: Thursday, April 13, 2006 3:38:00 PM
dalam hal ni tak de yg salah ataupun betul. kerna kenapa kamal muncul secara tiba2? adakah kamal seorang gaban? johan pun dah lumph separuh badan, mungkin kah dia superman yg sebenarnya? joe, joe ialah seorang yg jahat sebenarnya. kerna dia yg mengupah johan dan kamal, serta dia yg mempengaruhi pak lah - which is his father utk tidak mengendahkan segala permintaan fasha.
ibaratnya, joe ialah al capone. seorang mafia yg jahat, tapi tidak mengotori tangannya sendiri .. dia upah johan kerna dia tau johan suka fasha, dan dia juga upah kamal utk belasah johan dan dia juga yg meng-control pak lah.
semuanya kerna joe sudah taruk hati sama janda berhias kat kg ketil.
ya, joe .. joe yg bersalah!
moral of the story?
1. jgnlah jadi joe, atau sentiasa berhati2 dgn org2 yg berupa joe.
2. jgn jadi fasha, dia suka pakai mekap tebal high maintenance dan senang carik mangsa rogol
3. jgn jadi johan, kerna dia kalah dlm crita nih .. kalau dia jadi johan, sudah tentu dia tak lumpuh.
4. kamal ialah gangster yg senang diupah ..
5. pak lah? sapa pak lah? hahaha
ibaratnya, joe ialah al capone. seorang mafia yg jahat, tapi tidak mengotori tangannya sendiri .. dia upah johan kerna dia tau johan suka fasha, dan dia juga upah kamal utk belasah johan dan dia juga yg meng-control pak lah.
semuanya kerna joe sudah taruk hati sama janda berhias kat kg ketil.
ya, joe .. joe yg bersalah!
moral of the story?
1. jgnlah jadi joe, atau sentiasa berhati2 dgn org2 yg berupa joe.
2. jgn jadi fasha, dia suka pakai mekap tebal high maintenance dan senang carik mangsa rogol
3. jgn jadi johan, kerna dia kalah dlm crita nih .. kalau dia jadi johan, sudah tentu dia tak lumpuh.
4. kamal ialah gangster yg senang diupah ..
5. pak lah? sapa pak lah? hahaha
CPMS: can I just call u by your name from now on since you r not anonymous anymore? WOW!! interesting input you have there, I never knew you have the other side other than the joker i knew. Anyway I like your thoughts, semua orang pun salah. But is life really that simple ke?
Mariko!: Wah suddenly some of my pasive reader became active pulak. Perhaps you are right, it is more honorable to die that way. But what is honor and dignity these day? At least Fasha had to do it because of her life rather than girls these day that do it for free
Mariko!: Wah suddenly some of my pasive reader became active pulak. Perhaps you are right, it is more honorable to die that way. But what is honor and dignity these day? At least Fasha had to do it because of her life rather than girls these day that do it for free
ct a: Nanti perhaps aku will write another entry on that ok?
bertique: kahkahkah weh I like your side of the story, yeah perhaps that what happen la kan and I also agree with some of your conclusions but Kamal in this story is not a gangster. He is just someone want to do the right thing.
bertique: kahkahkah weh I like your side of the story, yeah perhaps that what happen la kan and I also agree with some of your conclusions but Kamal in this story is not a gangster. He is just someone want to do the right thing.
Pensalah :
1. Fasha, sbb dia gedik sgt nak gi jumpa ngan Joe walaupun dia tau risk nya. pastu yg pakai baju seksi2 dan make up tebal2 sape suruh?
2. Joe, yg dia suh fasha gi jumpa dia buat ape? Pegila jumpa Fasha kat kg dia. Dah tu tak nak bertanggungjwab. Tak guna punye Joe! harap muka je hensem!
3. Paklah, paklah taknak join temankan Fasha sbb takut terjoin Johan xtvt merogol. Muahahahaha.
4. Johan, dia dah memang jahat. So kalau dia buat xtvt jahat pon dia tetap jugak jahat.
5. Kamal, errr.. kenapa dia tiba2 masuk dlm citer nih? masuk bab last pulak tu!
1. Fasha, sbb dia gedik sgt nak gi jumpa ngan Joe walaupun dia tau risk nya. pastu yg pakai baju seksi2 dan make up tebal2 sape suruh?
2. Joe, yg dia suh fasha gi jumpa dia buat ape? Pegila jumpa Fasha kat kg dia. Dah tu tak nak bertanggungjwab. Tak guna punye Joe! harap muka je hensem!
3. Paklah, paklah taknak join temankan Fasha sbb takut terjoin Johan xtvt merogol. Muahahahaha.
4. Johan, dia dah memang jahat. So kalau dia buat xtvt jahat pon dia tetap jugak jahat.
5. Kamal, errr.. kenapa dia tiba2 masuk dlm citer nih? masuk bab last pulak tu!
# posted by : Sunday, April 16, 2006 11:54:00 PM
: Sunday, April 16, 2006 11:54:00 PM
Ilot: Ko pun sama cam CPMS, semua orang pun salah, abis sapa yg benarnya kat sini? Karpal Singh? ngahaha
Pinky: Takkan semua org pun berpendapat sama je oii!!! kreatif aaa sket!
CPMS: I no talking to you la, you break my heart =(
Pinky: Takkan semua org pun berpendapat sama je oii!!! kreatif aaa sket!
CPMS: I no talking to you la, you break my heart =(
awwww
i'm so sorry Muz..
i know you love me and miss me all...
i wish theres more of me to go round.
no biggie, next time you're back, we go for drinks.
ok hon?
i'm so sorry Muz..
i know you love me and miss me all...
i wish theres more of me to go round.
no biggie, next time you're back, we go for drinks.
ok hon?
Pinky: Manade answer, cite die tergantung camtu je ngahahah
CPMS: Nah its sokay la, saving somemore. but dont tell me i didnt offer okaayy
bertique: pasal cpms ada hutang sorang awek masscom kat aku laaa
Chocolatecake: Wahahaha oklah not bad gak your opinion. details cukup semua org pun ada. Anyway nanti I wrote another entry regarding this ok?
CPMS again: wa baladewa bleh?
CPMS: Nah its sokay la, saving somemore. but dont tell me i didnt offer okaayy
bertique: pasal cpms ada hutang sorang awek masscom kat aku laaa
Chocolatecake: Wahahaha oklah not bad gak your opinion. details cukup semua org pun ada. Anyway nanti I wrote another entry regarding this ok?
CPMS again: wa baladewa bleh?
lu pun-g baladewa?
nanti,nanti.
wa kenalkan awek fragile untuk lu sorang.
dia pun bala gak. tahap dewa.
sesswai untuk lu.
hidup pms!
nanti,nanti.
wa kenalkan awek fragile untuk lu sorang.
dia pun bala gak. tahap dewa.
sesswai untuk lu.
hidup pms!
:) *geleng geleng* penin aku ...x faham sikit habuk baca cerita tuh...haruskah aku gi jugak motovational camp tu eh...hahahaha...
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