18 February 2006
The day I Pimp my wheels!
Okay the incident didnt happen today but heck, who cares anyway. So here goes..
It was 7a.m in the morning. I was ready to go to work. Okay sebelum tu I might as well story about the place I'm currently staying. I'm staying in Batu Uban. Haven't heard of it before? Don't worry, so am I. There are like 3-4 condos around this area with weird weird name such as E-park and mine is N-Park (dont ask me what it means cause I tried to ask the guard once but I end up crying and begging for him to stop). The thing that I hate about condos/apartment is, they only allocated 1 parking space for 1 house. Whats wrong with developer these days? Don't they know that Malaysians is damn rich that almost all house have 2 or more cars. But anyway since my parking space was taken by my housemate, I have to park my baby Kenari outside the compound. I was so afraid that I bought a stupid steering lock just to impress any possible car theft. Apparently it works cause they were so impress that they decided not to steal my car. But being a creative malaysians (or pendatang), they decided to steal my wheels instead.
Dont complain about the picture quality cause I dont bring digi cam to work okay
It was 7a.m in the morning. I was ready to go to work. Okay sebelum tu I might as well story about the place I'm currently staying. I'm staying in Batu Uban. Haven't heard of it before? Don't worry, so am I. There are like 3-4 condos around this area with weird weird name such as E-park and mine is N-Park (dont ask me what it means cause I tried to ask the guard once but I end up crying and begging for him to stop). The thing that I hate about condos/apartment is, they only allocated 1 parking space for 1 house. Whats wrong with developer these days? Don't they know that Malaysians is damn rich that almost all house have 2 or more cars. But anyway since my parking space was taken by my housemate, I have to park my baby Kenari outside the compound. I was so afraid that I bought a stupid steering lock just to impress any possible car theft. Apparently it works cause they were so impress that they decided not to steal my car. But being a creative malaysians (or pendatang), they decided to steal my wheels instead.
Dont complain about the picture quality cause I dont bring digi cam to work okay
Seriously when I see it, I was not suprise at all cause I knew something like this would happens one day (though I always thought it would never happens to me heehee). I didnt feel angry or irritated. I know it sounds weird, but you should have seen the face of the Iswara owner next to me when he saw his wheel was stolen. He was sooo freak out that I dont know whether I should cry or laugh. Well at least that makes my day ngahahaha.
Again, dont complain about the picture quality.
The reasons why I didnt freak out is because I find it funny that they only stole the stock rims AND they only took 2 rims. I never thought that Penangite have a thing for stock rims. Oh well, maybe for them, having 2 different sets of stock rim on their car would make it look 'cool' kot. So let it be Muz, let it be.
But then I realised, fcuk! Why is this Iswara got two bricks (one for each tyre) and I only got 1? Then I started to pissed off. Ini sudah lebey! The theft stole 2 of my alloy rims and they can only give me only 1 brick to support the car from falling to the tarmac? and they gave that Iswara 2 brick? This is fcuking discrimination! Just because my plate number from KL doesnt means I dont have the right to have 2 bricks! I was so pissed that I nearly cry until I realised Aiza is here to pick me up for work (I know you reading this, thank you very much for saving my butt yet again!). Being a macho person, I decided that not to cry until I can spent some quality time with baby Kenari.
So that evening I went to the nearby tyre shop and fork out RM50 for a ugly looking second hand 'rim besi' + second hand tyre and another RM50 to bribe my condo's guard for a parking space inside (more or less like protection money gak la) and now my baby Kenari have insecurity issues ever since cause I swear I can hear she says "Muz, this 'rim besi' makes me ugly. Do you want people to tease me? How am I suppose to face others at your workplace? Dont you love me anymore?" Yelah yelah I know where my next paycheck gonna go lar
P/s: For all you rim theft out there, please be courteous and bring enough brick. Its the least you can do. Batu pun hang nak kedekut ke? What a cheapskate.
But then I realised, fcuk! Why is this Iswara got two bricks (one for each tyre) and I only got 1? Then I started to pissed off. Ini sudah lebey! The theft stole 2 of my alloy rims and they can only give me only 1 brick to support the car from falling to the tarmac? and they gave that Iswara 2 brick? This is fcuking discrimination! Just because my plate number from KL doesnt means I dont have the right to have 2 bricks! I was so pissed that I nearly cry until I realised Aiza is here to pick me up for work (I know you reading this, thank you very much for saving my butt yet again!). Being a macho person, I decided that not to cry until I can spent some quality time with baby Kenari.
So that evening I went to the nearby tyre shop and fork out RM50 for a ugly looking second hand 'rim besi' + second hand tyre and another RM50 to bribe my condo's guard for a parking space inside (more or less like protection money gak la) and now my baby Kenari have insecurity issues ever since cause I swear I can hear she says "Muz, this 'rim besi' makes me ugly. Do you want people to tease me? How am I suppose to face others at your workplace? Dont you love me anymore?" Yelah yelah I know where my next paycheck gonna go lar
P/s: For all you rim theft out there, please be courteous and bring enough brick. Its the least you can do. Batu pun hang nak kedekut ke? What a cheapskate.
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poor you muz... even the theft knows that u are not worth even 2 bricks??? muahahaha.. what a poor guy you are. Hey!kalau aku jd ko pun aku rasa nak gelak guling kat situ gak.. what a clever theft..muahaha.. tak bleh curi kereta curi tayar pulak...
# posted by 
: Sunday, February 19, 2006 5:19:00 AM
: Sunday, February 19, 2006 5:19:00 AM
hahaha...muz u make my night..of no-sleep-kene-siapkan-assignment...
u know..just as i thought my week previously haven't been a good week for car menddling...(tayar kereta ku bau hangit...tak tau kenapa...then pergi kedai tukar sane sini..kene rm200+..and the very next day...tayar tu pancit plak....tgh2 mlm buta...tayar spare plak tah kenapa botak tah....then mak bebel lagi for the flat-tyre...i dunno why my mother blame me ...adakah tayar itu seperti belon yang boleh tiup pakai angin perut?..)....
memang unlucky week for us regarding car matters....huhuh...
but u suck even more...hahaha 1 bricks instead of two!!!!!!!!
hhahah boo hooo!...hehehe
u know..just as i thought my week previously haven't been a good week for car menddling...(tayar kereta ku bau hangit...tak tau kenapa...then pergi kedai tukar sane sini..kene rm200+..and the very next day...tayar tu pancit plak....tgh2 mlm buta...tayar spare plak tah kenapa botak tah....then mak bebel lagi for the flat-tyre...i dunno why my mother blame me ...adakah tayar itu seperti belon yang boleh tiup pakai angin perut?..)....
memang unlucky week for us regarding car matters....huhuh...
but u suck even more...hahaha 1 bricks instead of two!!!!!!!!
hhahah boo hooo!...hehehe
kahakahakahak...tergelak besaq aku baca entry ko nih. hilang segala rasa kesian aku kat kau. recall back, masa aku sampei at the scene where the incident took place, emotion mixed up(besa la pompuan), kesian ada, sedih pun ada, nak tergelak pun ada. not to mention a bit guilty la coz cari tempat tinggal jin ni utk kau. hauhauhau.
# posted by : Monday, February 20, 2006 12:21:00 PM
: Monday, February 20, 2006 12:21:00 PM
ilot: cilakak lho!! u wait until u buy a car then i go steal your wheels aaa.
nina: that Iswara owner make my day, I make your day. Funny how we always find pleasure on someone's else misfortune. I think you gain weight kot, thus the flat tyre. no? muahahaha
Aiza: Feel guilty kannn? So, tak reti-reti nak donate for my new wheels ke?
iris: Yes, dan saya rasa sungguh kotor kerana tidak mengamalkan sikap bersih, cekap, amanah for bribing the guards. *Yeah rite*
nina: that Iswara owner make my day, I make your day. Funny how we always find pleasure on someone's else misfortune. I think you gain weight kot, thus the flat tyre. no? muahahaha
Aiza: Feel guilty kannn? So, tak reti-reti nak donate for my new wheels ke?
iris: Yes, dan saya rasa sungguh kotor kerana tidak mengamalkan sikap bersih, cekap, amanah for bribing the guards. *Yeah rite*
hahaha..rilek aa muz...i'm laughing at both(or the three including the iswara guy) of us for having concurrent misfortune....
i find it funny when you cynically ramble about the whole thing...u sgt cool!
hehehhe
demn you!...how dare you say i gain weight...as a matter of fact i did gain 1 kilo after losing 6 kilos....so how did that balance up huh?!
:P
u do the math
i find it funny when you cynically ramble about the whole thing...u sgt cool!
hehehhe
demn you!...how dare you say i gain weight...as a matter of fact i did gain 1 kilo after losing 6 kilos....so how did that balance up huh?!
:P
u do the math
lek lek bro.. lol ... kekekek 2x .. uih ko ade letak sign tak kat kete ko tu? layter leh carik satu penang.. wahaha.. joking2.. dah takde rezki .. takpe2.. atleast in this chapter u learn some moral la.. dun saving2 untuk parking kereta .. kekekekek.. dun forget dtg mai seri kembangan for the gig ya.. 11/3 ... biar tayar hilang.. tayar leh ganti.. jgn ilang the whole kete sudahh.. TT
# posted by : Tuesday, February 21, 2006 3:32:00 PM
: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 3:32:00 PM
Pinky: Oi! My car is my second wife tau. Kalau I panggil dia 'teddy' Kenari lagi geli taaaauuuuu gagagaga
Nina: (1-6)/1000 = u gain 5kg? Demmit la nak kena pinjam pinky her old school calculator yg dia dok usung kemana-mana itu.
Erra: Yeah sian dia, but err... tak la geli sgt kan I panggil dia 'baby Kenari' kan? See I know the rest of you jelous only
Iris: Arrghh korang jeles! Car is man's second wife u know. So kalau takde yg first, secara automatic yg second akan naik pangkat to first
Illnessz: Yelah aku janji tak kedekut bayaq parking lagi. 11/3? cannot maaa, dekat sangat ngan birthday aku tuh *hint*hint* gagagaga
Nina: (1-6)/1000 = u gain 5kg? Demmit la nak kena pinjam pinky her old school calculator yg dia dok usung kemana-mana itu.
Erra: Yeah sian dia, but err... tak la geli sgt kan I panggil dia 'baby Kenari' kan? See I know the rest of you jelous only
Iris: Arrghh korang jeles! Car is man's second wife u know. So kalau takde yg first, secara automatic yg second akan naik pangkat to first
Illnessz: Yelah aku janji tak kedekut bayaq parking lagi. 11/3? cannot maaa, dekat sangat ngan birthday aku tuh *hint*hint* gagagaga
cheh..being mathematically smart with me skarang ek.....mari..kiter lawan!
Muz+hilangtayar+takdptbricks=loser
Muz+hilangtayar+takdptbricks=loser
muz.. i know.. when i buy a car later i'll buy my own clamp as well. so, u cant even steal my wheels... now, who's clever?
# posted by : Wednesday, February 22, 2006 6:09:00 AM
: Wednesday, February 22, 2006 6:09:00 AM
oh..poor muz!!! so sad!! :-(
but...i pun cam menyampah je u bg nama dia 'Baby Kenari'... abih tu..kereta lama tuh (saga) u bg nama per?? ha?? tak der nama?ceh..jahat la u..kecik ati kereta tu tau!! ahaks...
take care..muah..muah..muah..
but...i pun cam menyampah je u bg nama dia 'Baby Kenari'... abih tu..kereta lama tuh (saga) u bg nama per?? ha?? tak der nama?ceh..jahat la u..kecik ati kereta tu tau!! ahaks...
take care..muah..muah..muah..
# posted by : Wednesday, February 22, 2006 4:37:00 PM
: Wednesday, February 22, 2006 4:37:00 PM
CPMS: Thank you..., eh I take that back.
Nina: Something wrong with your equation. I dont know what but it looks wrong lah babe. Not good, not good. Hahaha
Ilot: I dont know whether I should laugh or cry. That is DAMN briliant! Hang mmg bijak!
Cikpijah: Err I hangin cause dia tak bersikap adil. Saya benci diskriminasi hehehe
Erra: Yes I thought so too.
Anonymous: Yess!! sian I. Taknak donate for my new wheels ke? hehehe My old car got name wat, her name is Zalia. Tak ingat?
Nina: Something wrong with your equation. I dont know what but it looks wrong lah babe. Not good, not good. Hahaha
Ilot: I dont know whether I should laugh or cry. That is DAMN briliant! Hang mmg bijak!
Cikpijah: Err I hangin cause dia tak bersikap adil. Saya benci diskriminasi hehehe
Erra: Yes I thought so too.
Anonymous: Yess!! sian I. Taknak donate for my new wheels ke? hehehe My old car got name wat, her name is Zalia. Tak ingat?
Muz,
i went to the nasik ayam hainan shop kat bkt bintang area tu, and zalia walked in masa i nak balik dah. dia gemuk la skarang. and hubby dia pun cam huduh.
moral of the story : i lagi lawa.
i went to the nasik ayam hainan shop kat bkt bintang area tu, and zalia walked in masa i nak balik dah. dia gemuk la skarang. and hubby dia pun cam huduh.
moral of the story : i lagi lawa.
Lagi menyampah...ceh..nak nama Zalia jer...tauk la Bedah ker.. Tipah ker... :-) hahahaha... apsal tak tauk ur kenari nama Sandha?? *wink*...
wei muz....bila lagi u cuti?? balik la kl.. bosan la kat sini!! i pun ingat nak pindah penang gak la...khi..khi..khi...
ok..take care darling..muah..muah..muah...
mmm...birthday you nanti nak per??gimme ur address la.. nanti i belikan n courier anak katak for you!! ahaks...
wei muz....bila lagi u cuti?? balik la kl.. bosan la kat sini!! i pun ingat nak pindah penang gak la...khi..khi..khi...
ok..take care darling..muah..muah..muah...
mmm...birthday you nanti nak per??gimme ur address la.. nanti i belikan n courier anak katak for you!! ahaks...
# posted by : Thursday, February 23, 2006 7:50:00 AM
: Thursday, February 23, 2006 7:50:00 AM
muz....hmmm
oklar..i'll stick to calculators...boring la main2 equation ngan u....
i nak merajuk2....ala2 batu brick batu bertangkup!
byee!
zalia gemuk?...errr..i guess average girls like us have the chance to be pretty larr?
i dunno wether i should cry or laugh like helll...:}
oklar..i'll stick to calculators...boring la main2 equation ngan u....
i nak merajuk2....ala2 batu brick batu bertangkup!
byee!
zalia gemuk?...errr..i guess average girls like us have the chance to be pretty larr?
i dunno wether i should cry or laugh like helll...:}
CPMS: RRREEEAAALLYY?? omg! but at least she proved that beauty lies in the eye of the beholder; thus the huduh husband. Ye betul!! anak katak=berudu atau kalau cakap laju2 jadi lah budu, makanan org kelantan.
Moral: Yes, u r beautiful ..... err in someway or another.
Iris: Bile pule my car tukar color Blue? Besides, lagi gei kalau panggil my car boy, it feels like having an affair with a man. eeewwww
Anonymous: I nak 15" wheels. Plz courier it ASAP ok thank you.
Nina: alala merajuk2 pule, sorry, can ask Iris to pujuk ok? Of course average person can become pretty! but dont ask me how lah kan cause I oso dont know
Moral: Yes, u r beautiful ..... err in someway or another.
Iris: Bile pule my car tukar color Blue? Besides, lagi gei kalau panggil my car boy, it feels like having an affair with a man. eeewwww
Anonymous: I nak 15" wheels. Plz courier it ASAP ok thank you.
Nina: alala merajuk2 pule, sorry, can ask Iris to pujuk ok? Of course average person can become pretty! but dont ask me how lah kan cause I oso dont know
HAHAHA....this time your car is really got pimp man....
# posted by : Friday, February 24, 2006 10:31:00 PM
: Friday, February 24, 2006 10:31:00 PM
maap atas apa yg terjadi ke atas kamu.
aku setuju, lain kali depa harus ler membawa lebih batu. tapikan, aku rasa depa tak plan nak sauk hang punya rim. ntah2 batu tuh pun depa curik ntah kat mana ntah.
hmm .. yg aku dok risau dan heran, kalau ada org yg memalam dok tukar tayar - tak de ke pak guard yg suspek? polis tak de ke dok merayau2 nak kete lagik la nih?
apa punya tuurrr ..
aku setuju, lain kali depa harus ler membawa lebih batu. tapikan, aku rasa depa tak plan nak sauk hang punya rim. ntah2 batu tuh pun depa curik ntah kat mana ntah.
hmm .. yg aku dok risau dan heran, kalau ada org yg memalam dok tukar tayar - tak de ke pak guard yg suspek? polis tak de ke dok merayau2 nak kete lagik la nih?
apa punya tuurrr ..
oo ni yang wan cerita aritu.. tapi dia cerita empat2 tayar kena curi tinggal 1 bata je balance kat tengah. ZOMGROFLCDMABBQ!
*aku tipu je .. belilah telefon CDMA illnessz!
*aku tipu je .. belilah telefon CDMA illnessz!
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